There Are Very Few Humorists Who Have

Libraries: Here Is Where People, One Frequently Finds, Lower Their Voices, And Raise Their Minds.

If I Ever Make A Hole In One, A Thrill That I've Never Known, I Won't Be Believed And I'll Have No Fun, For I'm Sure To Be Playing Alone.

There Is No Balm Of Gilead, No Salve, No Soothing Ointment To Stay The Pain Of One Who's Had In Love A Disappointment-- Unless It Be That Healing Lotion Of Fixing On A New Devotion.

The Hand Is Quicker Than The Eye Is, But Somewhat Slower Than The Fly Is.

If You Convinced Me And I Convinced You, Would There Not Still Be Two Points Of View?