There Are Two Reasons For Drinking Wine...when

When Scythrop Grew Up, He Was Sent, As Usual, To A Public School, Where A Little Learning Was Painfully Beaten Into Him, And From Thence To The University, Where It Was Carefully Taken Out Of Him.

A Book That Furnishes No Quotations, Is Me Judice, No Book, — It Is A Plaything.

But Though First Love's Impassioned Blindness Has Passed Away In Colder Light, I Still Have Thought Of You With Kindness, And Shall Do, Till Our Last Goodnight. The Ever-rolling Silent Hours Will Bring A Time We Shall Not Know, When Our Young Days Of Gathering Flowers Will Be An Hundred Years Ago.

I Never Failed To Convince An Audience That The Best Thing They Could Do Was To Go Away.

Laughter Is Pleasant, But The Exertion At My Age Is Too Much For Me.