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I Love Living. I Have Some Problems With My Life, But Living Is The Best Thing They've Come Up With So Far.

There's No Such Thing As A Sure Thing. That's Why They Call It Gambling.

The First Book Was My First Attempt At Writing Full-length Prose.

You Must Realize That Honorary Degrees Are Given Generally To People Whose Sat Scores Were Too Low To Get Them Into Schools The Regular Way. As A Matter Of Fact, It Was My Sat Scores That Led Me Into My Present Vocation In Life, Comedy.

A Lot Of Your Personality Is Formed Before You're 12, Obviously, But Only A Few Of My Plays Use Characters From My Childhood. The More Mature Plays Are Affected Only By My Adult Experiences.