There Are So Many Hot, Sexy Women

Guys Want A 500 Horsepower Car. I'd Rather Have One Horsepower - In A Horse. That's Macho. You Go To Pick Up Your Date And You Show Up On A Horse.

Some Comics Really Thrive On Being Disrespectful, Especially Toward Women, And It's Somehow Understood As Edgy, But I'm The Opposite. I've Never Liked Curse Words For That Reason.

I Celebrate Masculinity When I'm Onstage.

Its Always A Shock To Me When I Get Recognized.

My Point Of View Is That Men Are Basically Animals, And I'm Okay With That.