There Are Reasons, And Then There Are

Moderation. Small Helpings. Sample A Little Bit Of Everything. These Are The Secrets Of Happiness And Good Health.

Always Remember: If You're Alone In The Kitchen And You Drop The Lamb, You Can Always Just Pick It Up. Who's Going To Know?

Sooner Or Later The Public Will Forget You; The Memory Of You Will Fade. What's Important Are The Individuals You've Influenced Along The Way.

I Don't Use The Word Gourmet. The Word Doesn't Mean Anything Anymore. 'gourmet' Makes It Sound Like Someone Is Putting Sherry Wine In The Corn-flake Casserole.

Just Speak Very Loudly And Quickly, And State Your Position With Utter Conviction, As The French Do, And You'll Have A Marvelous Time!