There Are Only Five Things You Can

There Are Only Five Things You Can Do In Baseball - Run, Throw, Catch, Hit And Hit With Power.

Branch Rickey Once Said Of Me That I Was A Man With An Infinite Capacity For Immediately Making A Bad Thing Worse.

To Some It's A Six-pack, To Me It's A "support Group". Salvation In A Can!

Show Me A Good Sportsman And I'll Show You A Player I'm Looking To Trade.

Win Any Way As Long As You Can Get Away With It. Nice Guys Finish Last.