There Are No Unachievable Goals.

I Open The Door For Old Ladies, I Help Old Ladies Across The Road. I Do A Show For Leukemia Every Year, But I Don't Broadcast That Because It's Against My Image.

I Retired Once But You've Got To Have Something To Retire To And I Don't Want To Do Anything. My Job Is Like A Well Paid Hobby, I Mean Not A Hobby But I'm Not Lining Up Every Morning At The Bus Queue To Go To Work. I'm Very Lucky.

Suicide Is The Only Way Out.

When I Heard The Beatles, I Thought Thats It. That's What I Want To Be. I Want To Be A Beatle.

Sometimes I'm Scared Of Being Ozzy Osbourne. But It Could Have Been Worse. I Could Have Been Sting.