If You Can Laugh At Your Mistakes,

I Hyperventilate Opening A Box Of Chocolates. I'm The Most Nervous Guy In The World, A Frightened Little Man On Red Alert From When I Wake Until I Go To Sleep. I Was Born With Fear.

If You Go Out For A Drink, You Go Out For A Drink. You Don't Think, 'i'll Have A Few Pints. I'll Piss Up This Shrine.'

I Got Rabies Shots For Biting The Head Off A Bat But That's Ok - The Bat Had To Get Ozzy Shots.

My Mother Was An Amateur Singer, My Father Was An Amateur Drunk.

Evil Thoughts And Evil Doing, Cold, Alone, You Hang In Ruins.