There Are No Shortcuts In The Quest

Jesus Christ Can't Hit A Golf Ball Straight. It's Virtually Impossible - At Best It's An Accident.

Reverse Every Natural Instinct And Do The Opposite Of What You Are Inclined To Do, And You Will Probably Come Very Close To Having A Perfect Golf Swing.

You Never Fight Your Eye When You Look At A Hole. If It Looks One Way, Play It That Way. Don't Make A Big Deal Out Of An Easy Shot.

You Only Hit A Straight Ball By Accident. The Ball Is Going To Move Right Or Left Every Time You Hit It, So You Had Better Make It Go One Way Or The Other.

Control Is The Main Thing, And The Tee Shot Is The Most Important Shot In Golf. You've Got To Hit The Fairway Before You Have A Good Chance Of Putting The Ball Close To The Pin. You Can Be The Greatest Iron Player In The World, But If You're In The Boondocks It Won't Do You Any Good.