There Are No Bad Words. Bad Thoughts.

All The Wrong Things For All The Wrong Reasons. Sometimes People Just Want To Feel Different. And So Long As Third World Peasants Are Poor They Will Send Us Drugs, And As Long As We Are Empty We Will Ask For This Little Plant.

Like On The Airlines, They Say They Want To 'pre-board'. Well, What The Hell Is 'pre Board'? What Does That Mean? To Get On Before You Get On?

You Live Eighty Years, And At Best You Get About Six Minutes Of Pure Magic.

It's The American View That Everything Has To Keep Climbing: Productivity, Profits, Even Comedy.

He Is Dead Now, But He Meant Well.