There Are Never Enough I Love You's.

Now A Jew, In The Dictionary, Is One Who Is Descended From The Ancient Tribes Of Judea, Or One Who Is Regarded As Descended From That Tribe. That's What It Says In The Dictionary; But You And I Know What A Jew Is - One Who Killed Our Lord. And Although There Should Be A Statute Of Limitations For That Crime, It Seems That Those Who Neither Have The Actions Nor The Gait Of Christians, Pagan Or Not, Will Bust Us Out, Unrelenting Dues, For Another Deuce.

Every Group Needs A Comedian. A Comic Who Is Politically Incorrect At The Berkeley Campus Might Slay Them At A Klan Rally.

Communism Is Like One Big Phone Company.

Dig: I'm Jewish. Count Basie's Jewish. Ray Charles Is Jewish. Eddie Cantor's Goyish. B'nai B'rith Is Goyish; Hadassah, Jewish. If You Live In New York Or Any Other Big City, You Are Jewish. It Doesn't Matter Even If You're Catholic; If You Live In New York, You're Jewish. If You Live In Butte, Montana, You're Going To Be Goyish Even If You're Jewish.

Life Is A Four-letter Word.