There Are Never Enough I Love You's.

Every Tribe Needs A Good Front Man To Sell The Program. Who Better To Convince The Middle East To Give Up The Oil, Than A Brown Man With A Muslim Name?

My Mother-in-law Broke Up My Marriage. My Wife Came Home From Work One Day And Found Me In Bed With Her.

The Only Truly Anonymous Donor Is The Guy Who Knocks Up Your Daughter.

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