There Are Few Takers For The Quiet

How To Make A Million Dollars: First, Get A Million Dollars

It's Not The Size Of The Nose That Matters, It's What's Inside That Counts.

When I Die, Now Don't Think That I'm A Nut, Don't Want No Fancy Funeral, Just One Like Old King Tut.

When I First Started Doing My Stand-up Act, I Played The Banjo, Did Comedy, Magic Tricks, Juggled, Read Poetry. I Stuck It All In. I Didn't Know You Were Supposed To Just Stand Up And Tell Jokes. Essentially, That's What My Act Became: Those Five Elements - Except I Dropped The Poetry.

Ah, Yes. I Remember My First Beer.