You Can't Really Conduct Your Life By

I Can Juggle. I Started Juggling As A Kid. And When I Worked At Disneyland, I Knew A Juggler There Named Christopher Faire, And He Taught Me How To Juggle. I Used It In My Comedy Act For A While.

There's No Better Way To Learn Something Than To Learn It In Front Of An Audience. Your Terror Drives You.

I Love Doing My Surreal Sing-along That Had Words That No One Could Follow.

I'm Tired Of Wasting Letters When Punctuation Will Do, Period.

A Kiss May Not Be The Truth, But It Is What We Wish Were True.