The Worst Thing That Happens To You

I Know Worrying Works, Because None Of The Stuff I Worried About Ever Happened.

I Don't Know How I Got Over The Hill Without Getting To The Top.

Here Is My Farm Relief Bill: Every Time A Southerner Plants Nothing On His Farm But Cotton Year After Year, And The Northerner Nothing But Wheat Or Corn, Why, Take A Hammer And Hit Him Twice Right Between The Eyes. You May Dent Your Hammer, But It Will Do More Real Good Than All The Bills You Can Pass In A Year.

Strangers Are Just Friends I Haven't Met Yet.

Now If There Is One Thing That We Do Worse Than Any Other Nation, It Is Try And Manage Somebody Else's Affairs.