The World Needs An Enema.

Family Romances Are The Only Ones That Never Turn Out Happily.

After Rejection - Misery, Then Thoughts Of Revenge, And Finally, Oh Well, Another Try Elsewhere.

The Dignified Catastrophes Of Tragedy Bear Little Resemblance To The Slow Ruin Inflicted By Life.

As Soon As I Hear Of A Right, I Want It.

The Aphorism Offers A Momentary Sense Of Mastery Over Some Confusion Or Unhappiness.