The Way Prices Are Rising, The Good

I Knew I'd Chosen The Wrong Airline When I Noticed The Sick Bag Had The Lord's Prayer On It.

Marriage Is An Institution And That's Where A Couple Finishes Up.

I Took The Wife's Family Out For Tea Biscuits. They Weren't Too Happy About Having To Give Blood Though.

I'm The Most Unromantic Lump Of Northern Suet. Yes, A Woman Did Accost Me Once In South Shields, But She Had A Face Like Red Rum.

My Mother-in-law's So Fat That When She Passes Her Handbag From Hand To Hand She Throws It.