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I'm From The Vietnam Generation. I Didn't Serve.

For 35 Years I Was A Writer. I Wrote A Lot Of Jokes. Some Of Them Weren’t Funny. Some Of Them Weren’t Appropriate. Some Of Them Were Downright Offensive. I Understand That.

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Russia Has A Strategy Of Creating The Conditions That Give Rise To Corruption, Then Exploiting That Corruption To Its Own Benefit.

You Know, Lincoln Was Funny. I Don't Think F.d.r. Was Very Funny. But Lincoln Was Funny. Lincoln Was Really Funny. But I Think You Should Get Elected First, And Then Show That You're Funny.