It's Hard To Have That Debate Around

I'm Part Of The Mushball Middle. I Consider 'confused' The Majority Position Because, Thankfully, Most People Would Rather Be Uncertain Some Of The Time Than 100% Positive All The Time - Even When They're Wrong.

Progressives, In A Way, Are The New Conservatives. We Want To Conserve What We Fought To Build.

There Is - I Mean - I Found Early In Life That Righteous Indignation Is A Little Off-putting, And So I Try To Couch It With Humor.

There Is A Subset Of Democrats Who Tend To Mis-fill Out Ballots. The Way You Mark The Ballot Is Like An S.a.t. - You Fill In The Circle. And The Subset Of People Who Tend To, Like, Put A Check There Instead, Or An X, Or Fill It Out Wrong, Tend To Be People Who Didn't Take S.a.t.s, Or First-time Voters, Or People With English As A Second Language.

Today I Will Masterbate! Okay, That Was A Mistake. I Should Have Written "today I Will Masterbate--if I Want To!