The Very Thing That Men Think They

Keep A Cow, And Then The Milk Won't Have To Be Watered But Once.

The Devil Is The Father Of Lies, But He Neglected To Patent The Idea, And The Business Now Suffers From Competition.

It Iz Comparitively Eazy Tew Repent Ov The Sins That We Hav Committed, But Tew Repent Ov Thoze Which We Intend To Commit, Is Asking Tew Mutch Ov Enny Man, Now Days.

About The Most Originality That Any Writer Can Hope To Achieve Honestly Is To Steal With Good Judgment.

The Lion And The Lamb May, Possibly, Sumtime Lay Down In This World Together For A Fu Minnits, But When The Lion Kums Tew Git Up, The Lamb Will Be Missing.