The Vanity Of Being Asked Advice Often

We Would Seldom Be Deceived By Flattery, Did Our Own Conceit Not Promote The Delusion.

As Evacuation Eases The Body, So Occasional Ejectment Of Passion Seems To Appease The Agonies Of The Soul, And Dispose To Tranquility The Agitations Of The Heart.

A Suspicious Person Is The Rival Of Him That Deceives, Both Seem To Practice A Knowledge Of Cunning Device, And Equable Sense Of Disengenuous Merit.

The Joy A Person Is Usually Seen To Express At The Conversion Of Another To His Opinion Is Seldom More Than The Impulse Of Egotistical Satisfaction At Being Considered Worthy Of Didactic Imitation.

I Had A Show That People Thought Used A Laugh Track. It Wasn't; It Was The Real Audience Going Crazy After Everything That Resembled A Joke, That They Could Technically Call A Joke.