The Two Most Joyous Times Of The

God Gives You A Life And Says, 'okay, What Are You Going To Do With It?'

When I Moved To L. A. With This Little Wimpy Garage Band, The First People We Met Were The Doors. Then We Met Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin. All Of The People Who Died Of Excess Were Our Big Brothers And Sisters. So I Said To Myself: How Do You Become A Legend And Enjoy It? The Answer Is To Create A Character As Legendary As Those Guys And Leave That Character On The Stage.

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He Thinks About His Teacher In His Literary Class, He's Staring At Her Legs.

People That Haven't Seen Us Yet Are Shocked Because They Think That Alice Cooper Must Be A Female Folksinger. They Don't Expect The Whole Thing.