I'm Not Crazy About Country-western Music. But

If You Blink Your Eyes Or Go Get A Coke, You've Missed 10 Things.

And If I Am Elected, I Promise The Formation Of A New Party, A Third Party, A Wild Party.

I Wanna Be In The Headlines, Anything To Be In The Headlines.

If I Spray It On The Seat, Lady Gonna Tie A Big Knot In The Meat.

The Two Most Joyous Times Of The Year Are Christmas Morning And The End Of School.