The Trouble With Most Coaches Is That

An Expert Is An Ordinary Fella Away From Home.

I Know Why We Lost The Civil War. We Must Have Had The Same Officials.

I Don't Need The News. If They Have A War, I Figure Someone Will Tell Me.

Two Kinds Of Ballplayers Aren't Worth A Darn: One That Never Does What He's Told, And One Who Does Nothin' Except What He's Told.

The Film Looks Suspiciously Like The Game Itself!