The Trouble With Democrats Is That They

Plans Get You Into Things, But You Got To Work Your Way Out.

Money And Women Are The Most Sought After And The Least Known About Of Any Two Things We Have.

Buy Land. They Ain't Making Any More Of The Stuff.

You See, In Washington They Have These Bodies, Senate And The House Of Representatives. That Is For The Convenience Of The Visitors. If There Is Nothing Funny Happening In One, There Is Sure To Be In The Other, And In Case One Body Passes A Good Bill, Why, The Other Can See It In Time And Kill It.

The Government Says They Have Loaned Over One Billion Dollars To The Farmers. In Other Words, We Can't Help You Make Any Money, But We Will Show You Where You Can Owe Some More.