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Will Rogers Used To Say He Wouldn't Run For President No Matter How Badly The Country Needed A Comedian.

Civilization Has Taught Us To Eat With A Fork, But Even Now If Nobody Is Around We Use Our Fingers.

Parades Should Be Classed As A Nuisance And Participants Should Be Subject To A Term In Prison.

You Can't Legislate Intelligence And Common Sense Into People.

If Everybody (traded His Car For A Horse) They Would Be Out Of Debt In A Couple Of Years. Just Think, No Gas, No Tires, No Roads To Pay For.