Prohibition Is Better Than No Liquor At

I Don't Know What Humor Is.

The Trouble With Land Is That They're Not Making It Anymore.

In Washington, One Man Could Do What Ten Of Them Do. Things Kinder Run Themselves, Anyhow.

I Represent What Is Left Of A Vanishing Race, And That Is The Pedestrian. That I Am Still Able To Be Here, I Owe To A Keen Eye And A Nimble Pair Of Legs. But I Know They'll Get Me Someday.

The Trouble With Our Praying Is, We Just Do It As A Means Of Last Resort.