The Time To Begin Most Things Is

Men Never Know How Tired They Are Till Their Wives Sit Them Down For A Nice Long Talk.

Many Who Would Not Take The Last Cookie Would Take The Last Lifeboat.

No Matter How Many Christmas Presents You Give Your Child, There's Always That Terrible Moment When He's Opened The Very Last One. That's When He Expects You To Say, 'oh Yes, I Almost Forgot,' And Take Him Out And Show Him The Pony.

The Neurotic Circles Ceaselessly Above A Fogged-in Airport.

If You Can Tell Anyone About It, It's Not The Worst Thing You Ever Did.