The Surest Way To Make A Monkey

Nothing Makes A Man Feel Older Than To Hear A Band Coming Up The Street And Not To Have The Impulse To Rush Downstairs And Out On To The Sidewalk.

The Surest Way To Make A Monkey Of A Man Is To Quote Him.

There Is No Doubt That Every Healthy, Normal Boy...should Own A Dog At Some Time In His Life, Preferably Between The Ages Of Forty-five And Fifty.

Central Park Is The Grandiose Symbol Of The Front Yard Each Child In New York Hasn't Got.

If Only Those Old Walls Could Talk...how Boring They Would Be.