The Great Arizona Desert Is Full Of

I Know I'm Drinking Myself To A Slow Death, But Then I'm In No Hurry.

All Laughter Is A Muscular Rigidity Spasmodically Relieved By Involuntary Twitching.

Consider The Number Of Young People All Over The World Who Are Getting Married, Day In And Day Out, For No Other Reason Than Thatsomeone Of The Opposite Sex Looks Well In A Green Jersey Or Sings Baritone, And Then Tell Me That Divorce Has Reached Menacing Proportions. The Surface Of Divorce Has Not Even Been Scratched Yet.

Streets Flooded. Please Advise.

All That A Spectator Gets Out Of The Game Is Fresh Air, The Comical Articles In His Program, The Sight Of Twenty-two Young Men Rushing About In Mysterious Formations, And Whatever He Brought In His Flask.