The Smartest People In Washington Are The

The Smartest People In Washington Are The Political Reporters. They Write About Their Inferiors.

Fortunately, Just When Things Were Blackest, The War Broke Out.

Let Someone Else Get Killed!

I Never Even Realized I Was Jewish Until I Was Practically Grown Up. Or Rather, I Used To Feel That Everybody In The World Was Jewish, Which Amounts To The Same Thing.

They Can Do Anything We Can't Stop Them From Doing.