The Secret Of Success Is An Absolute

I'm Not Offended. Lenny Bruce Taught Me That Everything's Funny. You Can Make Everything Funny. I Don't Think That Assassinations Are Funny, I Don't Think You Can Make Fun Of Isis, But Almost Everything Is Funny. And If We Can't Laugh At Ourselves, Who Can We Laugh At? So I Don't Mind Ethnic Humor. I Like Ethnic Humor. I Like Dialect Jokes. Laughter Is A Very Subjective Thing. If It's Funny To You It's Funny. And A Lot Of Things Are Funny To Me.

I Would Like To Ask Him If He Was Indeed Virgin Born, Because The Answer To That Question Would Define History.

One Thing I Have Learned Is, If People Tell You They Had A "frank" Discussion With Someone, It Is Usually Code For A Yelling Match With Clenched Fists.

Those Who Have Succeeded At Anything And Don't Mention Luck Are Kidding Themselves.

I'm Having As Much Fun Today As I Did When I Made $55 A Week, Because It Is As Much Fun