The Rules Of Canadian Engagement Say That

When Confronted With A Birthday In A Week I Will Remember That A Book Can Be A Really Good Present, Too.

I Will Not Let The Non-knitters Of The World Decide How Normal I Am.

You Don't Knit Because You Are Patient. You Are Patient Because You Knit

It Turns Out I Will Buy Any Yarn, Even Yarn I Will Never Use, If The Store Discounts It By More Than 50 Percent.

Dear Designer Of Questionable Intent, Please Send Me A Photo Of Yourself. Please Be Wearing The Knitted Pants That You Designed. It's Not That I Don't Believe That There Is Anyone Out There Thing Enough To Wear Horizontally Stripped Trousers Knit From Chunky Wool, It's Just That I Would Like To Know Whether You Are Deliberately Cruel Or Whether You Are The One Woman These Would Look Really Great On.