The Rhythm Of Life Is A Jazz

I Know How To Handle Women Who Act Like Ladies, But My Landlady Ain't No Lady. Sometimes I Even Wish I Was Living With My Wife Again So I Could Have My Own Place And Not Have No Landladies.

Negro Blood Is Sure Powerful, Because Just One Drop Of Black Blood Makes A Colored Man. One Drop--you Are A Negro! . . . Black Is Powerful.

I Wish The Rent Was Heaven Sent.

Life Is A System Of Half-truths And Lies, Opportunistic, Convenient Evasion.

Never Look For A Worm In The Apple Of Your Eye.