I Wish The Rent Was Heaven Sent.

I Know How To Handle Women Who Act Like Ladies, But My Landlady Ain't No Lady. Sometimes I Even Wish I Was Living With My Wife Again So I Could Have My Own Place And Not Have No Landladies.

When I Were A Young Man, I Used To Play Baseball And Steal Bases Just Like Jackie Robinson. If The Empire Would Rule Me Out, I Would Get Mad And Hit The Empire.

Everything There Is But Lovin' Leaves A Rust On Your Old Soul

It Has Seemed To Me That Most People Are Generally Good, In Every Race And In Every Country Where I Have Been.

Life Is A System Of Half-truths And Lies, Opportunistic, Convenient Evasion.