The Rest Were Vulgar Deaths Unknown To

By Turns The Nine Delight To Sing

The Other Day, I Was So Desperate For A Beer, I Snuck Into The Football Stadium And Ate The Dirt Under The Bleachers.

A Sympathetic Friend Can Be Quite As Dear As A Brother.

Beware The Toils Of War ... The Mesh Of The Huge Dragnet Sweeping Up The World.

It Is Entirely Seemly For A Young Man Killed In Battle To Lie Mangled By The Bronze Spear. In His Death All Things Appear Fair.