The Rest Were Vulgar Deaths Unknown To

No Man Or Woman Born, Coward Or Brave, Can Shun His Destiny.

I Say No Wealth Is Worth My Life.

And Now I'm Using Sarcasm, To Confess The Whole Thing So Later I Could Say I Already Told You.

Just Once I'd Like Someone To Call Me 'sir' Without Adding 'you're Making A Scene.'

Pine Needle Sorbet? Pine Needle Sorbet?! My Kids Do Not Eat Sorbet. They Eat Sherbet, And They Pronounce It Sherbert, And They Wish It Was Ice Cream!