The Reason There Are Two Senators For

Howard Dean Dropped Out Of The Race Today. At Least He Can't Claim His Voice Wasn't Heard.

In California, 50 Women Protested The Impending War With Iraq By Lying On The Ground Naked And Spelling Out The Word Peace. Right Idea, Wrong President.

Martha Stewart Was Found Guilty On All Charges. You Know What That Means, Stripes Are In This Year.

A Christmas Tree--the Perfect Gift For A Guy. The Plant Is Already Dead.

Well, The Big Story -- Hillary Clinton Will Be Running For President In 2008. You Know Why I Think She's Running? I Think She Finally Wants To See What It's Like To Sleep In The President's Bed.