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The Reward For Conformity Is That Everyone Likes You But Yourself.

Alcohol Is An Allergy Of The Body And An Obsession Of The Mind.

Any Woman Whose I.q. Hovers Above Her Body Temperature Must Be A Feminist.

Divorce Is The One Human Tragedy That Reduces Everything To Cash.

There Hasn't Been A Day In My Life Since I Started Latin In Ninth Grade That I Haven't Benefited By The Lives Of The Ancients.