In Sports, As In Love, One Can

It Really Doesn't Take Brains To Be A Politician As Much As It Takes Stomach. Both Would Be Nice, But In America We Have Accepted Diminishing Returns In This Arena.

If Critics Want To Help Me, Let Them Come Sit Next To Me While I'm Writing.

The Last Thing I Have To Say Is That Ice Is The Past Tense Of Water. I've Always Wanted To Write That Sentence And Now I Have.

Never, Ever Underestimate Your Readers. Everything You Do Registers.

Self-pity Is The Simplest Luxury.