The Real Question Is Should We Trust

Hey, People Who Travel With Their Bed Pillow. You Look Insane.

I'm A Guy Who Comes From A Small Town In The Midwest. It's Not In My Nature To Say The Most Explicit Things In Public.

You Know, I Want To Teach, But I Don’t Want To Read?

I Come From A Very Big Family. Nine Parents.

I've Never Tried Fatback. Probably 'cause It's Called Fatback. I Don't Know Which Word Creeps Me Out More: Fat Or Back. Why Don't They Just Throw In "hairy" While They're At It? "this Is Some Delicious Hairy Fatback."