The Problem With Suicide Is That It

Tomorrow Is Your Future's Yesterday.

The Idea Of Having Australians Upset At Me Is Just Awful.

Equestrian And Sailing Are Sports For People Growing Up On The Mean Streets Of Connecticut.

Today Monopoly Added A New Game Piece: The Cat. The New Piece Was Chosen After Weeks Of Online Voting. Is That A Surprise? Whenever There's A Vote For Something On The Internet, The Cat Always Wins.

Osama Bin Laden's Death Has Been In The News All Day. Leftish Stations Are Going, 'president Obama Saves The World.' Stations On The Right Are Going, 'obama Kills Fellow Muslim.'