The Post Office Is Raising The Price

I Have Talents Aplenty. Unfortunately, Precious Few Of Them Have Any Redeeming Social Value.

President Obama Is In China. Also In China Is Evil Russian Dictator Vladimir Putin. They're Both In China At The Same Time. It's Like Running Into Your Ex-girlfriend On Vacation.

Over The Weekend, Of Course, Down There In Washington, D.c., They Had The Big White House Correspondents' Dinner. Do You Know Who Was Really Funny? President Obama. So Funny, In Fact, He Has Already Been Promised 'the Tonight Show' In Five Years.

If Ricky Schroder And Gary Coleman Had A Fight On Television With Pool Cues, Who Would Win? 1) Ricky Schroder 2) Gary Coleman 3) The Television Viewing Public

One Day You're The Leader Of Iraq, The Next Day You're Being Checked For Fleas On Fox News.