The Other Night I Was Playing Twister

And My Only Rule Being If When I Wake In The Morning I'm Looking Forward To The Things That I Have To Do That Day, Then I'm On The Right Track.

I Wanna See A Snake Eat Spaghetti.

A Drunk Driver Is Very Dangerous. So Is A Drunk Backseat Driver If He's Persuasive.

To Remove All Credibility From What You're Saying Try Wearing Sunglasses On Your Forehead.

Having A Beard Is A Good Way To Make Your Face More Susceptible To Velcro.