The Optimum Frequency With Which Comedians Should

I'm Sure A Psychologist Would See Something Highly Significant In How Absent-minded I Am. I Mean I'd Forget My Head If It Wasn't Attached To My Neck By Muscles, Ligaments And My Esophagus.

Americans Have Different Ways Of Saying Things. They Say 'elevator', We Say 'lift'... They Say 'president', We Say 'stupid Psychopathic Git.

I Don't Think I'd Ever Get Thin, But I Don't See Why I Should Necessarily Think That I Couldn't You Can't Live Your Life For Your Routines.

The Optimum Frequency With Which Comedians Should Do A Series Is Every Year. I Do One Every Three Years. My Audience Is Literally Dying Off.

I Always Thought Communism Was Crap, Really.