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Some Guy Invented Vitamin A Out Of A Carrot. I'll Bet He Can't Invent A Good Meal Out Of One.

I Hope We Never Live To See The Day When A Thing Is As Bad As Some Of Our Newspapers Make It.

If All The Time Consumed In Attending Dinners And Luncheons Was Consumed In Some Work, The Production Of This Country Would Be Doubled

Common Sense Ain't Common.

Government Investigations Have Always Contributed More To Our Amusement Than They Have To Our Knowledge.