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Where I Come From, They Won't Let Me Play With This Rope. They Think I Might Hurt Myself.

You Know, Women Always Could Endure More Than Men. Not Only Physically, But Mentally - Did You Ever Get A Peek At Some Of The Husbands?

We Will Never Get Anywhere With Our Finances Till We Pass A Law Saying...every Time We Appropriate Something, We...pass Another Bill...stating Where The Money Is Coming From.

We Don't Seem To Be Able To Check Crime, So Why Not Legalize It And Then Tax It Out Of Business?

A Comedian Can Only Last Till He Either Takes Himself Serious Or His Audience Takes Him Serious.