Where I Come From, They Won't Let

There Is A Hundred Things To Single You Out For Promotion In Party Politics Besides Ability.

About All I Can Say For The United States Senate Is That It Opens With A Prayer And Closes With An Investigation.

There Is Nothing Fairer Than Workmen Having Unions Of Their Mutual Benefit.

Technocracy Wants To Do Everything By Machinery. Machinery Is Doing Just Fine. If It Can't Kill You, It Will Put You Out Of Work.

A Republican Moves Slowly. They Are What We Call Conservatives. A Conservative Is A Man Who Has Plenty Of Money And Doesn't See Any Reason Why He Shouldn't Always Have Plenty Of Money. A Democrat Is A Fellow Who Never Had Any, But Doesn't See Any Reason Why He Shouldn't Have Some.