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One Never Knows The Ending. One Has To Die To Know Exactly What Happens After Death, Although Catholics Have Their Hopes.

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We Seem To Have A Compulsion These Days To Bury Time Capsules In Order To Give Those People Living In The Next Century Or So Some Idea Of What We Are Like. I Have Prepared One Of My Own. I Have Placed Some Rather Large Samples Of Dynamite, Gunpowder, And Nitroglycerin. My Time Capsule Is Set To Go Off In The Year 3000. It Will Show Them What We Are Really Like.

I’ve Never Been Very Keen On Women Who Hang Their Sex Round Their Neck Like Baubles. I Think It Should Be Discovered. It’s More Interesting To Discover The Sex In A Woman Than It Is To Have It Thrown At You, Like A Marilyn Monroe Or Those Types. To Me They Are Rather Vulgar And Obvious.

It Has Been Rumored That "psycho" Is So Terrifying That It Will Scare Some People Speechless. Some Of My Men Hopefully Sent Their Wives To A Screening. The Women Emerged Badly Shaken But Still Vigorously Vocal.