The Only Time I Set The Bar

I Was Sort Of Traumatized By Girls In The Third Grade. Because There Was A Girl In My Third Grade Class I Had A Crush On. I Bought Her A Box Of Valentine's Day Chocolate. And I Put It In Her Cubby With A Note That Said Something Like, "i Am Deeply In Love With You, Your Secret Admirer." And I Didn't Sign My Name.

Relationships Shouldn't Be Disposable. If There's Something Worth Saving - Not Always The Case, Some Relationships Are Irreconcilable - But If There Is Something That You Determine Is Worth Saving, Then Try To Do That.

People Know Where Romantic Comedies Are Going. It's Not Brain Surgery To Figure Out The End Of A Romantic Comedy.

Whenever I'm Offered Something, I Always Read The Script And Meet The Director. I Still Appreciate Just Being Considered.

You Know What Disneyland Is Known For? The Big Turkey Leg. People Walk Around With Enormous Deep-fried Turkey Legs. Like Little Kids, Three-year-old Kids Eating These Five-pound Turkey Legs.