The Only Time I Set The Bar

I Enjoy Having Breakfast In Bed. I Like Waking Up To The Smell Of Bacon, Sue Me. And Since I Don't Have A Butler, I Have To Do It Myself. So, Most Nights Before I Go To Bed, I Will Lay Six Strips Of Bacon Out On My George Foreman Grill. Then I Go To Sleep. When I Wake Up, I Plug In The Grill. I Go Back To Sleep Again. Then I Wake Up To The Smell Of Crackling Bacon. It Is Delicious, It's Good For Me, It's The Perfect Way To Start The Day.

I Would Like For My Kids To At Least Have Some Familiarity With Who I Am: "it's The Man From Tv!"

One Person With The Ability Of Half A Person Doing The Work Of Four People.

I Remember My Wife Wanted Me To Go See 'contagion,' And I Was Like, 'oh My God, Why Would I Want To See That Movie?' I Mean, I'll Just Have Nightmares And It Will Freak Me Out. It Turned Out That I Really Enjoyed It; I Thought It Was Very Well Done.

My Parents Had A Certain Resolve To Them That I Don’t See As So Prevalent Today. Through Good Times And Bad, They Were Committed To One Another. Their Relationship Wasn’t Something To Be Constantly Examined Or Picked Apart.