One Person With The Ability Of Half

You're So In Love With Your Children That You'd Do Anything For Them; That's Not Necessarily The Best Thing.

Because I Went From The Daily Show Where I Was A Fake News Guy On A Fake News Show To Bruce Almighty Where I Played A News Guy To Anchorman Where I Played A News Guy, Now I'm...yeah, I Tend To Gravitate Towards Suits.

Wikipedia Is The Best Thing Ever. Anyone In The World Can Write Anything They Want About Any Subject. So You Know You Are Getting The Best Possible Information.

Sending A Handwritten Letter Is Becoming Such An Anomaly. It's Disappearing. My Mom Is The Only One Who Still Writes Me Letters. And There's Something Visceral About Opening A Letter - I See Her On The Page. I See Her In Her Handwriting.

Everyone Always Wants New Things. Everybody Likes New Inventions, New Technology. People Will Never Be Replaced By Machines. In The End, Life And Business Are About Human Connections. And Computers Are About Trying To Murder You In A Lake. And To Me The Choice Is Easy.