People Just Like To Be On Camera.

When I First Started Looking At Twitter, I Followed People Like Steve Martin, Who Will Just Write The Funniest Non Sequiturs Now And Then, Which I Thought Was Really Fun. That's Kind Of The Road I've Taken. Every Now And Then, Something Comes Into Your Mind And You Put It Out There. It's Very Innocuous. I Think It's Kind Of Fun.

I Enjoy Having Breakfast In Bed. I Like Waking Up To The Smell Of Bacon, Sue Me. And Since I Don't Have A Butler, I Have To Do It Myself. So, Most Nights Before I Go To Bed, I Will Lay Six Strips Of Bacon Out On My George Foreman Grill. Then I Go To Sleep. When I Wake Up, I Plug In The Grill. I Go Back To Sleep Again. Then I Wake Up To The Smell Of Crackling Bacon. It Is Delicious, It's Good For Me, It's The Perfect Way To Start The Day.

I Don't Do Anything To Try To Change People's Perceptions Of Me. I Tend To Think That's Sort Of An Ego Driven Thing.

That's An Interesting Way To Put It: An Expectation Of Who You Should Be. More Often Than Not, It's Described As An Expectation Of Who You Are.

Divorce Is Fairly Common These Days, And I Think Many Times People Disregard The Emotional Impact That Divorce Has On A Couple And A Family, Because It Happens So Frequently.