The Only Thing Worse Than Being On

Etymology: From Latin Ad-, "to" + Visum, Past Participle Of Videre, "to See". Advice Is What You Get From Your Parents When You Are Growing Up, And From Your Children When You Are Growing Old.

The Little Boy Who Goes To The Store And Forgets What His Mother Sent Him For, Will Probably Grow Up To Be A Congressman.

Life Is A Battle Of Wits, And Many People Have To Fight It Unarmed.

It's Not The Loss Of Life That Makes The Death Bitter -- It's The Obituaries.

Ego: The Only Thing That Can Keep Growing Without Nourishment.