The Only Thing I Don't Doubt Is

I'm Kind Of This Control Freak That Likes To Create His Own Hells Before The Real One Can Get To Him

I Knew I Couldn't Live In America And I Wasn't Ready To Move To Europe So I Moved To An Island Off The Coast Of America - New York City .

Real Life Has Always Let Me Down. That's Why I Do The Monologues. I Have Always Said I Would Rather Tell A Life Than Live A Life. But I Have To Live A Life In Order To Tell One.

I Consulted A Therapist At Mass. General. After About 20 Minutes, He Stopped Me And Said, 'you're Just A Big Existential Garbage Pail. Go Home And Relax.'

How Theraputic It Is To Surrond Yourself With People Stranger Than Yourself.